…Who probably still can’t get it up again but fair enough is stinking rich, cos that’s what Crystal Harris (26) did when she tied the knot with playboy mogul Hugh Hefner (86) New years Eve. Despite their 60 year age gap, the octogenarian said ‘The dramatic age difference between difference & Crystal & me really doesn’t matter. Whatever time I have left, we want to spend together.’
Now I know love comes in the most unusual forms but let’s state the facts here:
1. This same Crystal got cold feet and called off their wedding last year just days before couple were set to wed, as if that wasn’t bad enough she did interviews abusing the old man, stating: The pair had only been intimate once in their 2 year relatinship, and even then it lasted ‘like two seconds’ , adding: ‘Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.’ She also said ‘He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.’
So my question is this what has changed since then after her nasty comments about him? Is he now taking a special viagra that can keep her satisfied in bed, cos she sounded pressed about his “lack of performance” before?
2. Which brings me to my second point, if it’s about the money, she isn’t going to get anything when the man dies and I’m sure she knows this. Hef is not a stupid man, he hasn’t built such a huge empire on being emotional. All his assets and money are in trusts for his children (he has 3). He doesn’t own the Playboy mansion anymore, he gets a pay check from the Playboy Grroup and can live in the house for free till he passes away. So in terms of money she won’t be getting anything from him because it’s not even his to give.
Now I know love comes in the most unusual forms but let’s state the facts here:
1. This same Crystal got cold feet and called off their wedding last year just days before couple were set to wed, as if that wasn’t bad enough she did interviews abusing the old man, stating: The pair had only been intimate once in their 2 year relatinship, and even then it lasted ‘like two seconds’ , adding: ‘Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.’ She also said ‘He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.’
So my question is this what has changed since then after her nasty comments about him? Is he now taking a special viagra that can keep her satisfied in bed, cos she sounded pressed about his “lack of performance” before?
2. Which brings me to my second point, if it’s about the money, she isn’t going to get anything when the man dies and I’m sure she knows this. Hef is not a stupid man, he hasn’t built such a huge empire on being emotional. All his assets and money are in trusts for his children (he has 3). He doesn’t own the Playboy mansion anymore, he gets a pay check from the Playboy Grroup and can live in the house for free till he passes away. So in terms of money she won’t be getting anything from him because it’s not even his to give.